JUST1C3 1S S3RV3D

spinthatrecordbaby:

scalekeeper:

OOH M1ST3R STR1D3R OOH

H3H3H3 TH4T 1S TH3 V1RTU4L SOUND OF M3 PR3T3ND1NG TO SWOON 4T SUCH 4 H1GH COMPL1M3NT FROM 4 COOLK1D L1K3 YOURS3LF

>:] SO WH4TS *H4PP3N1NG* D4V3 
T3LL M3 3V3RYTH1NG!!

i appreciate the sentiment
its my goal in life to make every terezi alternate swoon at the mere thought of me

there isnt much to report im afraid
just living the life and getting by day by day
ever since my session beat the game there hasnt been much to do so i went back to school and finished up and now im just working and writing
though i should tell you that i havent gotten to speak with any of the trolls from my timeline for about 8 years
its like all of you went missing or some shit like that because none of you have been online and none of my messages ever go through
so theres that

whats happening with you 

W3LL K33P WORK1NG TOW4RDS 1T >:]

4T L34ST YOU B34T TH3 G4M3 H3H3H3 TH4TS 4 PR3TTY 1MPORT4NT 4CCOMPL1SHM3NT
4TT3ND1NG 34RTH SCHOOL MUST H4V3 B33N 1NT3R3ST1NG 4FT3R PL4Y1NG THOUGH >8O!!

OOOH H3H3H3 W3LL TH3Y M1GHT H4V3 3NCOUNT3R3D 4 DOOM3D 3ND >:? 1T H4PP3NS FROM T1M3 TO T1M3

It made you think of your Timeline…and then of your Dave. You clammed up almost immediately, the bad memory surfacing against your will. You didn’t bring up the game past that.

In fact…after his question, you weren’t sure you could talk about anything. You were holed up on the traitor team with Eridan. People frowned upon that.

NOTH1NG 1S UP W1TH M3 COOLK1D >:]
JUST B31NG 4 BUM 4ND M4K1NG SUR3 JUST1C3 G3TS S3RV3D TO TH3 B4D GUYS H3H3 YOU KNOW TH3 NORM4L TH1NG FOR TH3 B3ST PYROP3S

1M 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR NOW THOUGH!!

spinthatrecordbaby:

scalekeeper replied to your post: scalekeeper started following you another tz cant…

Y34H W3LL TH3R3S 4 LOT OF US B3C4US3 W3R3 SO GR34T >:]

cant argue against that fact
you all are the coolest of the cool and thats pretty damn cool 

OOH M1ST3R STR1D3R OOH
H3H3H3 TH4T 1S TH3 V1RTU4L SOUND OF M3 PR3T3ND1NG TO SWOON 4T SUCH 4 H1GH COMPL1M3NT FROM 4 COOLK1D L1K3 YOURS3LF

>:] SO WH4TS *H4PP3N1NG* D4V3 
T3LL M3 3V3RYTH1NG!!

turntechgodknight:

scalekeeper started following you

once they start they just dont stop huh
sup tz 

4NY HOP3S FOR STOPP1NG 4R3 COMPL3T3LY 1LL3G4L D4V3 
TH3 COURT H3R3BY ORD3RS YOU 4CC3PT 4ND 3NJOY OUR PR3S3NC3
CONS1D3R1NG W3R3 3V3RYWH3R3 >:]

==> Fumble with gadgets.

Sitting in a lone room in Eridan’s hive made you sad. There weren’t decorations that were standard to yourself, there weren’t bright colors, gaudy knick knacks, awful art…not much for you to indulge in at all. He said he was going to ‘train’ you, and if it entailed this boring existence? Well. That would be boring.

You couldn’t complain too much, he’d housed you, fed you…he boasted that your ideals were one in the same, to some extent, and because you had no one else you listened to him. For the time being. You wish you had friends to contact, to talk to, or that someone would remember you long enough to say hello.

Clawed digits were currently messing with the cherry glasses you wore so often, fidgeting and rubbing them to clean the lenses and worry over the software. Not that it mattered, soon Eridan’s matesprit Sollux would fix all your electronic things for you. You wondered what else he could fix…and didn’t notice that you’d unconsciously touched the corner of an eye.

It didn’t matter, the boredom, the silence, the lack of social communication…it was going to drive you mad.

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stitchwwork:

loyalaggressor:

scratchymistress:

galactictempo:

thatonestriderkid:

thatonestridercock

galacticcock

PfF.

Scratchycock.

CockAggressor

Cockwork 
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Cockkeeper…..
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(Source: supaspicy)

==>Eridan: Weave underhanded persuasion

stitchwwork:

>Watching her try to play off the event of finding a chair you’d give a dull expression toward her walking right past a set of two and sigh a bit. When she had chosen to place her rear right above the counter that held the glasses an annoyed chitter lit up your lips but was dismissed as you reached beside her head to retrieve a gaudy crystal chalice. Pulling it down you’d trot over to the alcohol cabinet and retrieve three bottles of variant colour. Scooping the cup into ice you’d speak over the vibrant cold crunch it made.

as far as upgrades go i cannot particular elude you to wwhat it is wwould be done in particular but i assure you the captor i havve that wwill havve his hands on the matter wwill do it more than justice…hes pretty much a manifested data ghost in this timeline not like my captor nor yours an his technological manipulativve powwers take presidence ovver any ivve seen..an forgivve me im not just gushin about my matesprit these are simply my guarantees

>Taking the first bottle of vodka he’d line the bottom a third of the way up. Next adding a sweet and sour mix to it and giving the mixture a stir with a small sword shaped stick. Lastly he’d use the stick to pluck a maraschino cherry to skewer it through and set it angled in the ice. Topping the mixture with a last third of grenadine the drink would quickly twist into a red.

cherry vvodka sour..flavvorful an wwont knock ya completely out…but as i said i wwill be passin you completely into his hands for those things..an i wwill provvide needed trainin 

You could smell the drinks before he even mixed them, their coloration, their content of alcohol, their pungency. Subtle but fierce to your keen senses until he handed you the cherry skewered beverage and described it; you had already deduced as much. A lick of your lips— you had to fight the urge to drink the entire thing at once given its color, so you contented to sip on it while interrogating him.

1 S33 SO H3LL H4NDL3 TH3 N3W EQU1PM3NT 4ND YOULL H4NDL3 TH3 F1GHT1NG
1RON1C H3H3H3

The pang of nostalgia hit you when you mentioned its irony, thinking vaguely of Dave before trying to banish the thought from your mind. You’d be in isolation at this place and even if you weren’t, facing your former friends? They’d probably frown upon the offer you’d taken…desperation was a sad thing, one you wouldn’t admit to even though everyone knew the truth. Clenching a fist, you took another drought of the beverage until you realized you’d not made good on your say and drank the entire thing down. Sighing, you slid the chalice away.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY W1LL YOU B3 TR41N1NG M3 1N >:?
1 C4NT 3X4CTLY F1GHT L1K3 TH1S

You had a careless thought on lifting your shirt, almost so high as to reveal your chest but simply giving him a visual on somewhat jagged line that was across your stomach, held together by tight stitches. It didn’t stop the teal that would occasionally leak and crust over, dark bruising surrounding the site— it looked fair horrific.

sicklesandhearts:

scalekeeper:

You lick your glasses to clarify the words on their screen and griiiiiiiiin.

H3H3H3
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW >;]

WH4TS UP K4RBUTT >:?

GOD YOU ARE JUST LIKE A FUCKING LIGHT SWITCH WITH THESE MOODS.

NOTHING’S UP, I’M JUST WASTING SOME TIME AT THE MOMENT BEFORE HEADING OFF TO THE FOOD BLOCK.

MMM TH3 CUL1N4RY BLOCK
1 H4V3NT 3XPLOR3D TH3 ON3 WH3R3 1 L1V3 R1GHT NOW
>:/

S3ND1F1C4T3 M3 SOM3 GRUBLO4F K4R >:T

whatsupinvertebrother:

scalekeeper:

whatsupinvertebrother:

scalekeeper:

Oop. Smoking….you were sold.

>8OOO
4LR1GHT!! SOUNDS L1K3 FUN
1S TH3R3 4 SP3C1F1C T1M3 1 C4N DROP BY >:?

MaN, aNy MoThErFuCkIn’ TiMe YoU lIkE, gIrL. I’lL sMoKe YoU uP rEaL nIcE. We CaN cOnTeMpLaTe ThE sEcReTs Of ThE uNiVeRsE tOgEtHeR.

Grin at your glasses.

1 D1DNT KNOW TH3 UN1V3RS3 H4D 4NYMOR3 S3CR3TS FOR US G4MBRO >:]

ShIt, ThE uNiVeRsE hAs GoT sEcReTs CoMiN’ oUtTa It’S nOoK! AnD iT’s MaKiN’ nEw OnEs AlL tHe TiMe. YoU jUsT gOtTa KnOw HoW tO aCCeSs ‘Em. ;o)

H3H3H3 PLUG 1N YOUR COORD1N4T3S M4K4R4 4ND YOU C4N SHOW M3 HOW TO 4CC3SS TH3S3 N3W S3CR3TS

4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR N33DS TO KNOW TH3S3 TH1NGS FOR H3R KNOWL3DG3 B4S3

whatsupinvertebrother:

scalekeeper:

Oop. Smoking….you were sold.

>8OOO
4LR1GHT!! SOUNDS L1K3 FUN
1S TH3R3 4 SP3C1F1C T1M3 1 C4N DROP BY >:?

MaN, aNy MoThErFuCkIn’ TiMe YoU lIkE, gIrL. I’lL sMoKe YoU uP rEaL nIcE. We CaN cOnTeMpLaTe ThE sEcReTs Of ThE uNiVeRsE tOgEtHeR.

Grin at your glasses.

1 D1DNT KNOW TH3 UN1V3RS3 H4D 4NYMOR3 S3CR3TS FOR US G4MBRO >:]